Airplane for Flies

People really must have a lot of time on their hands to even think of stuff like this.  How would you like to create an airplane for flies. This would involve making a super small plane and catch several flies.  I wonder if this would actually work.  In short, you make an airplane out of matches.  You catch some flies and pop them into the freezer so they become comatose.  Then you glue them onto the plane, blow at them so they awaken and off they go on their little plane.  Fly catching actually seems a little difficult to do.  Fly swatting is difficult enough.  Imagine the flies all trying to go in a different direction.  The little plane might just go plummeting into the floor.  Go build your own fly plane.